Did Someone Say Cake?
I know this is going to sound absolutely crazy, but my mom used to work on an assembly line icing cakes, and she did this stuff by hand. They gave you a minute to ice a cake; 30 seconds to get the icing on, and 30 seconds to fix any mistakes. She iced 5 cakes to everyone else’s 1. Her average time for icing a cake was 8-13 seconds. Now she goes on cake forums and fights with people about it who don’t believe her.
There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train stationI wasn’t joking
The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.
Ah, but you have heard of him
why are the bad guys’ horses always menacing and demonic too like
is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains
come to uncle jim’s evil horse stables: for all your villainous horseriding needs
aR E YOU THE REASON THIS IS GETTING SO MANY NOTES