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glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

wait i can explain
callmeoutis:


iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face
wtf you have my face






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time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

real-faker:

randomweas:

Did Someone Say Cake?

I know this is going to sound absolutely crazy, but my mom used to work on an assembly line icing cakes, and she did this stuff by hand. They gave you a minute to ice a cake; 30 seconds to get the icing on, and 30 seconds to fix any mistakes. She iced 5 cakes to everyone else’s 1. Her average time for icing a cake was 8-13 seconds. Now she goes on cake forums and fights with people about it who don’t believe her.

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heartofalifer:

the comeback is better than the joke itself

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agists:

roguesquirrel:

byebyewiththebathwater:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train station

I wasn’t joking
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The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.

Ah, but you have heard of him

 

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like-lucy-in-the-sky:

fwips:

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

why are the bad guys’ horses always menacing and demonic too like

is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains

come to uncle jim’s evil horse stables: for all your villainous horseriding needs

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aR E YOU THE REASON THIS IS GETTING SO MANY NOTES 

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